Most of your essentials are already distributed by vending machines such as condoms, electronics, luscious 1-calorie Tab...but now you can get medical marijuana!Two medical marijuana dispensaries in LA have installed pot vending machines. They're accessible 24 hours a day and monitored by security guards.
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AVMs are 24/7 machines housed in standalone rooms, abutting two dispensaries and protected by round-the-clock security guards like ATMs for people combating psychological withdrawal with a physical one.
After cinching up your doctor's consultation, hit an AVM location to get your prescription approved, fingerprint taken, and a prepaid credit card loaded with your profile: dosage (3.5 or 7 grams, up to 1oz a week) and strain preference (choice of five, including OG Cush and Granddaddy Purple, the mildly hallucinogenic forebear to Prince). Then day or night, all you do is hit a machine and walk away with enough vacuum-sealed, plastic-encapsulated cheeba to adequately treat your illness, and guarantee your car never smells like new leather again.The AVMs are already in place at their respective dispensaries and will be fully-operational though their vestibules are still under construction; future plans include machine-vended pharmaceuticals like Vicodin, Viagra, and Propecia for when the excessive chemicals in Tab have wracked you with pain, limpness, and baldness.
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