Billy Connolly Chain Letter

How sh*t are chain letters! They are so pointless and boring!
If you are like me and can't stand the sight of them, read this...it's perfect!
Written by comedian Billy Connolly.

Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe if you send them on, a poor six year old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.

And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you, and everyone to whom you send "his" email, $1000? How stupid are we?

Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day! What a bunch of bullsh*t.

Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.F*ck 'em!!

If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't f*cking care.

Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity. The point being?
If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you sh*gless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on.

Don't pi*s people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.

Now forward this to everyone you know. Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.

Have a nice day!

Billy Connolly

P.S: Send me 15 bucks and then f*ck off

Spongebob Rectal Thermometer!

This is just an amazing bit of kit. The Spongebob Rectal Thermometer! Who wouldn't want one!
Made by Nickelodeon merchandising - a Spongebob Squarepants Musical Rectal Thermometer! Yes, it’s musical and yes, it’s clearly marked for rectal use.
It actually plays the Spongebob theme in your ass when your temperature is taken!

Spongebob is a huge success, and merchandise like this literally sticks it to the competition. But this product ranks with the infamous Mickey Mouse vibrator as one of the most miscast in cartoon licensing history!

What were they thinking!
Spongebob has enough trouble regarding his sexual identity. Ren & Stimpy may have been a better choice here… but Spongebob? Nah!

The Very Best of Ralph Wiggum

We all love The Simpsons but one of the best characters has to be Ralph Wiggum! Here are his best moments on video. Below the videos are some of Ralph Wiggums coolest quotes to savour.

The Bloodhound Gang Tribute to Ralph Wiggum

The Gospel of Ralph Wiggum

Ralph Wiggam Quotes
There have been so many classic quotes over the years from Ralph are here are just a few classics:

"Me fail english? That's unpossible!"

Ralph(To a wolf): "Will you be my mommy? You smell like dead bunnies..."

"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever"

"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there"
"Miss Hoover, my worm flew into my mouth and then I ate it, can I have a new one?"

"My parents won't let me use sissors"

"I'm peddling backwards!"

"It tastes like burning!"

"I bent my wookie!"

"Your toys are fun to touch. Mine are all sticky"

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!"

"When I grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar"

"When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University"

"I heard your dad went into a restarant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant"

"Oh boy sleep! that's where i'm a viking!"

"I dress myself!"

"I'm a boy!"

"Was president Lincoln okay?"

"I found a moon rock in my nose!"

"Hey, I know you, my daddy took your beer"

"Your hair is tall, and pretty!"

"Help! She's touching my special area!"

"My toys are all sticky"

"Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours"

"Bushes are nice 'cause they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This one did. Ouch!"

"This is my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end"

"That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!"

"He's gonna smell like hot dogs"

"Is this my house?"

"She's gonna say my name!"

"I'm pedaling backwards!"

"Will you cook my dinner for me? My parents aren't around and they won't let me turn on the stove"

"so.......you.......like....................stuff?"

and finally, ever wondered who the voices behind the simpsons characters were? Check out this video:

Kids Artswork Slated

Do you have children? If so then the chances are you proudly hang up pictures of your kids handy work on your walls at home or even work. I found these images below and I found the comments so funny I had to share them. They are the 3 pictures that made me laugh the most. Not that the images themselves are funny but the comments are just hilarious. Enjoy!

Picture 1
Picture 1 Review
"First of all, I don't even know what this is. If it's supposed to be a dog, then it's the sh*tt*est dog I've ever seen".

Picture 2
Picture 2 Review:
"Holy sh*t, I almost had a seizure when I saw this one. Three words: too many colours. Also, eggs aren't supposed to have ears, dipsh*t".

Picture 3
Picture 3 Review:
"Ding Ding! Here comes the sh*t-mobile. I've never seen a fire truck that needed to be shaved. I would rather be burned to death than be saved by this hairy piece of sh*t".

Why The Harsh Reviews?
The person who rates them explains his reasoning behind his reviews "The pictures are always of some stupid flower or a tree with wheels. These pictures suck; I could draw pictures much better. In fact, I can spell, do math and run faster than your kids. So being that my skills are obviously superior to those of children, I've taken the liberty to judge art work done by other kids on the internet. I'll be assigning a grade A through F for each piece"

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The Funniest Animated Gifs Videos

These animated gifs made me laugh so much I nearly wet myself. Enjoy this funny video as much as I did!

London Haircut

As Kate Moss would say, get the London look. A big haircut picture.

Worst Sports Injuries

Unfortunately, in the great and bizarre world of sport, many participants do get hurt. Most of the injuries you hear about are maybe bruises or cuts, or the injury happens to a tendon or muscle, so you can't really notice what is wrong with the injured person. However, there are those grotesque and disgusting injuries in which you know that person will not be participating in that sort for a long time!

Here are just a few of the worst injuries captured on camera:

I'm not even sure if this is real as his leg just snaps for no obvious reason. If this is real then he won't be back in a cage for a while!



This video shows many different sports injuries, some bad and some really bad:


I remember this leg break not because of his name (Busst) but of the reaction of Peter Schmeichel. Unfortunately Busst never played professional football again after this horror injury.






This tackle on Arsenal's Brazilian born Eduardo gave him a broken leg in February 2008. He is expected to recover but the jury is out on this as it has a horrible leg break. Lets hope he does as he is a very young and excellent player with a promising future ahead of him.




Another horrible football injury on Djibril Cissé. He was lucky and managed to continue his career after this leg break:

Eery Mammatus Clouds Picture

Some clouds can be very bizarre. These Mammatus clouds are bizarre and amazing!

Mammatus are pouch-like cloud structures and a rare example of clouds in sinking air.

Sometimes very ominous in appearance, mammatus clouds are harmless and do not mean that a tornado is about to form; a commonly held misconception. In fact, mammatus are usually seen after the worst of a thunderstorm has passed.

As updrafts carry precipitation enriched air to the cloud top, upward momentum is lost and the air begins to spread out horizontally, becoming a part of the anvil cloud. Because of its high concentration of precipitation particles (ice crystals and water droplets), the saturated air is heavier than the surrounding air and sinks back towards the earth.

The temperature of the subsiding air increases as it descends. However, since heat energy is required to melt and evaporate the precipitation particles contained within the sinking air, the warming produced by the sinking motion is quickly used up in the evaporation of precipitation particles. If more energy is required for evaporation than is generated by the subsidence, the sinking air will be cooler than its surroundings and will continue to sink downward.

Temple of Boom! Bizarre Pictures

A Temple with the most amazing sculptures. The Khajuraho temple complex is a fascinating monument to the sanctity of human sexuality. The central theme of the temples is the celebration of womankind, her form, for her beauty and her temperament.

Located in the fertile Gangetic plains of Madhya Pradesh, the complex, built by the Chandela rulers between 950 and 1050, is a one of the finest example of Indo-Aryan architecture. It was built during a period of peace and prosperity, where creativity flourished under royal patronage. The Chandelas commissioned 85 temples, but only 22 are remaining today. The finely engraved figures show gods, goddesses, nymphs (apsara), men, women and beasts engaged in many and varied sexual activities.

The temples are clustered into three groups, spread over 20 square km of land. The Chausath-Yogini, Brahma and Mahadeva temples are made of granite while all the other temples are built with fine grained sandstone.

Khajuraho, or Khajur-vahika, derives its name from the golden date palms (khajur) that ones adorned the gate of the great city. The engravings were not built merely for aesthetic value, as they also served to teach young virgins all they needed to know about sexuality.


The temples are today listed as a UNESCO world heritage site, and the The Archeological Survey of India is entrusted with preserving these temples for future generations.

Hairy Human Pictures

A Chinese man who is the world's hairiest is looking for a girlfriend after signing up with an online dating agency.

Yu Zhenhuan, 29, who calls himself King Kong because of his "big heart and hairy exterior", added: "I am being honest with any new partners - I tell them at the start that I am listed in the Guinness Book of Records as the hairiest man in the world."

He has posted details about himself on internet dating websites in the hope of finding a new love and said: "I have 96.5 per cent of my body covered by hair, and people I meet out and about don't take the time to get to know me.

"When I am online they are happy however to chat and genuinely interested in my hairy body, and I hope that my real personality will shine through from these contacts."He added it was however hard to find girlfriends that want to stick around. He said: "My whole body is covered with hair, and my parents told me I would never be able to find a wife.

I tried waxing it off but the pain was incredible, and I tried shaving but my skin was like sandpaper.This way many girls are shocked when they see me in person, but at least they see the real me and if they get to know me I hope they will like what they find. I know I am ugly, but I am a good person and I need love like everyone else. I feel like King Kong, ugly outside, but with a big heart." Trackback URL for this entry

Cheng Junjie, 9, a girl from the province of Jilin. Cheng's parents are searching for an effective therapy nationwide for their daughter's condition; she has black, coarse, hairy skin covering most parts of her body, including her face, Jilin-based City Evening News reported.

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Thai girl Supatra Sasuphan, nicknamed Nat, plays with her father Samroeng Sasuphan outside her home in Bangkok.

The six-year-old has the very rare Ambras syndrome, or Congenital Hypertrichosis - meaning she has excessive hair covering her face and parts of her body.

There are fewer than 40 cases documented worldwide of people with this genetic condition after it was first described in Austria in 1648.

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A Burmese family with congenital hypertrichosis lanuginosa had an eventful history in the nineteenth century. The earlier members of this family were employed at the court of Ava, but the later ones spent their lives in show business, being widely exhibited for money in the 1880s.

Their extraordinary hairiness attracted much curiosity, and they were photographed several times. The hairy Burmese are the only example of a four-generation pedigree of congenital hypertrichosis lanuginosa, which is consistent with an autosomal dominant mode of inheritance.

There is good evidence that, when the members of this family were hairy, their dentition was also deficient.



More hairy humans (or beings!):

Probably the best looking College in the World

A stunning looking College. College de Valleyfield is in Valleyfield, Quebec, Canada.

The worst fancy dress costume ever!

I came across this disturbing costume on Stumble Upon. It's called birth of yourself! This fancy dress costume will turn heads ...and stomachs! Super Sick!

Valentines Day Good and Bad

I feel it in my fingers, I feel it in my toes. Love is all around us, and so the feeling grows....or not. Commercial bullsh*t at its greatest. As this is my first post on this blog and just because its Valentines Day I thought i'd share these images and videos with you. Enjoy!

Honest Valentines Day Cards!!!

Valentines Day Don'ts

This guy was bound to get laid on Valentines Day...Nice Moves!

Cool Valentines Day Cartoon (Click on image to enlarge)

Breaking Up in front of 3,000 People is not so tasteful


Cool 8 Bit Dynamic Life Shirt from ThinkGeek


Jennifer Love Hewitt's Valentines Day Tips - Some lucky guy will actually manage to do this to her!


Valentines Day Lingerie - How to DIY!!!